I could beat you about the head and neck with a wet noodle I.M.R...

[emlykate]

... for putting ideas in my head that get stuck in there at the most inopportune times and result in my not being able to fall asleep....

Comments

[zercool.livejournal.com]

You cannot blame me for the monkey, the goat, and the j-lube. It wasn't my fault.

[katerina58.livejournal.com]

they were not the ones keeping me up all night!