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I am so sick of erectile dysfunction! I don't want to hear about it every time I turn on the TV. If men are honestly having that much difficulty, they're going to find the drugs that will help them, the advertising isn't necessary! Gah!

And before anyone bitches, I don't like ads for yeast infection cures, feminine products, and etc.

Date: 2004-04-30 09:01 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] zercool.livejournal.com
They need a one-pill cure-all. With no side effects.

"Have a problem? Take Phukettawl. Guaranteed cure in 37 seconds, no side effects."

None of this "I hate using a cream for seven days, side effects may include drowsiness, pregnancy, death, dismemberment, plague..."

Date: 2004-05-01 06:05 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] katerina58.livejournal.com
but they'd still need to advertise it... all the time! and tell you every little thing that it's good for... all the time! and you'd get these somewhat embarrassed looking women in comercials giving "testamonials"... all the time!

Date: 2004-05-01 07:24 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] zercool.livejournal.com
Embarassed Woman: "Well, you know, since we can't plan the right moment, and since I don't want to wait seven days for a cure, and since springtime allergies can really mess with my life, and since..."

James Earl Jones: "Tired of these lines? Use Phukettawl. Cures everything."

Date: 2004-05-01 01:17 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] katerina58.livejournal.com
:::giggles:::

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