Revenge of the ice storm

Apparently I made disparaging remarks about the ice storm last night, or at least, the ice storm appears to have taken it that way. In revenge, it arranged for a strategically located sheet of ice to cause me to go flying through the air and land straight on my tailbone. Ice storm I apologize, I retract any comments that might be interpreted as offensive and I wish you well during your visit here.

5 hours and 2 aleve later, I'm still too sore to walk normally or sit down like a normal human being, or well... move. I'm at work anyway, because the alternative (going home and curling up on my couch) probably would end up hurting just as bad anyway.