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The writer of this post is a female of childbearing age with no known fertility problems. She should therefore be regarded as Pre-Pregnant. This user may become pregnant at any time, quite possibly without warning. Sperm-bearing individuals are warned to keep a safe distance, as interaction between sperm-bearers and the Pre-Pregnant may result in swelling and the expulsion of a baby, quite possibly at high speeds. You could lose an eye.
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