Aug. 1st, 2005

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Julie Andrews
You scored 37 potential!
You play well with kids and you seem to entertain them but deep down your still a whore.




My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:


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You scored higher than 99% on potential
Link: The child care qualification Test written by iamondrugs on Ok Cupid


the Wit

(60% dark, 39% spontaneous, 33% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK


You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais

AND FINALLY -- after you rate my test with a sweet, sweet '5' -- you must take this test next: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Test. It's not mine, but it rocks.




My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


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You scored higher than 68% on dark

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You scored higher than 56% on spontaneous

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You scored higher than 68% on vulgar
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid


607,330 descendants
- you're more genetically fit than 58% of the current population -

607,330. Nice. You're no Mongol warlord, but to have that many copies of your genetic code running around 800 years from now is pretty impressive.

You're not at the top of the scoring spectrum, but, honestly, when you consider that the cheaters, swindlers, and football players of this world are statistically best-equipped to create children, scoring in the middle is something to be proud of. You have the right mixture of attributes. As you'll see below, some of your lines will die out, but your genetic material will thrive here on earth for a long time to come.

A close friend of mine created a program to generate family trees for this test. It's based on your unique answers. We accounted for sterility, birth rates, death rates, disease, drug abuse, nitwitism, and accidents and came up with this, for you. Note that you'll have significant offspring with two separate partners; the second of your genetic lines is slighly faded to make the chart easier to read. The second line could represent either a second marriage or an affair:







My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:


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You scored higher than 99% on fitnessfactor
Link: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Test written by gwendolynbooks on Ok Cupid
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and early this morning. I definitely woke up at one point, got up to do what needed to be done, fell back asleep and right into the dream. Essentially, I had somehow been captured, kidnapped, sold into slavery, whathaveyou, and was being held against my will somewhere in a compound. The women were divided up and locked up in separate areas while the men (both the ones holding us captive and the slave men) had the run of the areas to which they were assigned. There was definitely some kind of caste system going on with the men, only certain ones were allowed in certain women's areas. I simultaneously was in an area of some prestige (a bigger room and nicer area) and somewhat shunned because they considered me to be a single mother (really, it wasn't my kid, but I had cared for it since it was born and the captors thought it was mine). This also allowed me some more freedom of movement than some of the other women. And strangely enough, some of the other women (in retrospect) seem to have been characters from books/movies/etc, some people I know (Lori from work), and others that looked familiar but I've got no clue who they were. It all was bizarre, because wrapped up in it, the kids father kept coming in to visit, and some old ex-lover of mine was trying to break me out. I don't know, it was odd, and not exactly set in the modern world, very confusing. Not a clue. Totally lost. Anyone want to analyze that one?

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