1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says.
"quickly. I intend to leave this town by sunrise" (Iris Johansen The Beloved Scoundrel (I apparently cleaned too well yesterday, I had to stand up to grab the book)
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
Curtains
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Law and Order.
4. WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is.
3:15
5. Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?
3:15
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Incoming plane
7. When did you last step outside?
When I got back from breaking land speed records between Cortland and my apartment about 17 minutes ago
8. Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
CNN.com
9. What are you wearing?
jeans, socks, boots, underwear, t-shirt, sweater jacket
10. Did you dream last night?
I was chased by report cards with feet. They flocked around me kind of like when chickens do when you feed them, and then chased me when I ran.
11. When did you last laugh?
While I was telling someone the report card dream.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
The creepy face, my sunflower transfer, and... ummm... that's it.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
My hair after I took the clip out of it.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
It's the first quiz that's made me giggle in quite some time
15. What is the last film you saw?
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
Buy, who's saying anything about buying, how about paying off all of my debt first?
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
My underwire snapped in half and stabbed me in the boob on Friday.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Take over Montana kick everyone out and go live there with Girl... and only let in people we like.
19. Do you like to dance?
Well, I like to bounce... but dance.... nuh uh
20. George Bush: is he a power-crazy nutcase or some one who is finally doing something that has needed to be done for years?
Power-crazy nutcase. Duh.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
I'm thinking way to hard about this question... obviously I don't have an answer.
21. b) Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
See above.
22. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Australia would be fun.
23. Will you pass on this survey?
I won't go out of my way to do it, but if someone steals it, all the better.